Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts
“I’m too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time” ~Management
“I’m too important too attend the training on the new system. When I need to get in it you can walk me through it each time” ~Management
i’m selfie-employed. yes sir i’ll make a duck-face. right away sir.
i’m selfie-employed. yes sir i’ll make a duck-face. right away sir.
My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew
Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew
Two men walk into a bar… The third one ducks.
Two men walk into a bar… The third one ducks.
Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field
Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field
The “Blind People Alphabet” A, B, D, E, F…
The “Blind People Alphabet” A, B, D, E, F…
Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree
Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree
Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo
Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo