Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says “Hey, does this taste funny to you?”
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
A man walks into the doctor’s office to get a physical.The doctor says “you will need to stop masturbating.” The man asks “why?” The doctor says “because I am trying to give you a physical.”
A man walks into the doctor’s office to get a physical.The doctor says “you will need to stop masturbating.” The man asks “why?” The doctor says “because I am trying to give you a physical.”
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-(
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo 🙁
I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday.
I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday.
Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you’re hot.
Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you’re hot.
Only Two Things Can Change A Women’s Mood 1.I Love You. 2.50% Discount
Only Two Things Can Change A Women’s Mood 1.I Love You. 2.50% Discount
Why do proctologists like Facebook? It’s another chance to look up old friends.
Why do proctologists like Facebook? It’s another chance to look up old friends.
The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked “What are you doing with your life?” “I’m up.”
The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked “What are you doing with your life?” “I’m up.”
How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings
How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings