Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”John: “Is he feeling better now?”Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”John: “How did he break it?”Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”John: “How did he […]
Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”
Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”
“Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.””Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. Ill go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cods head.””What do you want a cods head for?””Oh- I forgot to tell you. Ive got to get the cat out first!”
“Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husbands mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite […]
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?A dry doc.
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?A dry doc.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?They were arch enemies.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?They were arch enemies.
The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “May I see that prescription I just gave you? Id like to make a little change…”
The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, […]
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because Ive been at my computer all day and Ive got a splitting headache!
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because Ive been at my computer all day and Ive got a splitting headache!
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks hes a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I cant, I need to use him to finish my homework.
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks hes a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I cant, I need to use him to finish my homework.