After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)
Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)
What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !
What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !
How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, its my girlfriend.””Whats the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, its my girlfriend.””Whats the problem?””When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it werent for my money, the house wouldnt be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it werent for your money I wouldnt be here.”
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it werent for my money, the house wouldnt be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it werent for your money I wouldnt be here.”
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny.
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny.
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !