I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are “Halloween decorations” again.
Did you hear about the pagan children’s physician? He’s the wiccapediatrician.
Did you hear about the pagan children’s physician? He’s the wiccapediatrician.
I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only “disappointed” in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there
I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only “disappointed” in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there
What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!
What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!
Titanium is a most amorous metal… When it gets hot, it’ll combine with anything.
Titanium is a most amorous metal… When it gets hot, it’ll combine with anything.
How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump’s wall? They blocked streets with a human wall
How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump’s wall? They blocked streets with a human wall
What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, “where’s the bar tender”?
So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, “where’s the bar tender”?
Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good.
Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good.
Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out.
Toronto Police have found a head, hands, and a foot in a river. There are no theories yet but the hokey pokey has not been ruled out.