Why did the cowboys car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Friday!
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Friday!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!
What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.
Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. “All right!” he raged, “all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. “It was me, shrimp,” he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, “what about it?” “Oh, well, er,” stammered little Pete wretchedly, “all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?”
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. “All right!” he raged, “all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?” The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. “It was me, […]
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. “Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?” asked Swint. “Pair of cufflinks,” said Fess. “But I aint got no use for them. I cant even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced.”
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. “Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?” asked Swint. “Pair of cufflinks,” said Fess. “But I aint got no use for them. I cant even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced.”
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, theyd cut the rope and hed drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboys head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away. As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, “Please! Would yawl tighten that noose a little bit? I cant swim!”
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, theyd cut the rope and hed drop into the river and drift […]
Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.
Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.