A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: “Honey, Ive told you once, Ive told you twice, Ive told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair …”
A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they shouldnt be killed. The microbiologist (who studied bacteria) talked for 1 minute 59 seconds explaining that he studies bacteria, bacteria are model organisms for the study of genetics and physiology etc. etc. and finished with an emotional, bacteria-laden plea which had the hijacker in tears. When he was done, they turned to the yeast geneticist who said, “let me explain to you why yeast genetics is an important discipline…” but he was interrupted by the microbiologist who exclaimed “Shoot me! Shoot me!”
A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they shouldnt be killed. The microbiologist (who studied […]
A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”
A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”
Stewardess” “Yes, Sir?” “I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I cant see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I cant sleep.” “Captain, shut up and land the plane.”
Stewardess” “Yes, Sir?” “I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I cant see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I cant sleep.” “Captain, shut up and land the plane.”
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, Maam, he said, do all these children and this luggage belong to you? Yes, sir, my mother said with a sigh, theyre all mine. The customs agent began his interrogation: Maam, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession? Sir, she calmly answered, if Id had any of those items, I would have used them by now.
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me — all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in […]
“Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, wont you?”All I can say maam,” said the pilot, “is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!”
“Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, wont you?”All I can say maam,” said the pilot, “is that Ive never left anyone up there yet!”
What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.
Little boy to airline pilot: “Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.” Pilot: “Not if I do it right.”
Little boy to airline pilot: “Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.” Pilot: “Not if I do it right.”
“Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..””OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!”
“Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..””OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!”