Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldnt figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running.The first boy couldnt understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran.”
One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldnt figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at […]
Q: Whats the definition of a teenager?A: Gods punishment for enjoying sex.
Q: Whats the definition of a teenager?A: Gods punishment for enjoying sex.
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?”A: “Theyll never see you coming.”
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?”A: “Theyll never see you coming.”
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?A: Toys for Twats.
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?A: Toys for Twats.
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?A: S&M&M.
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?A: S&M&M.
Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q: Define Transvestite:A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: Theyre both filled with stiffs, ones coming, ones going.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: Theyre both filled with stiffs, ones coming, ones going.