Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: Theyre both filled with stiffs, ones coming, ones going.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: Theyre both filled with stiffs, ones coming, ones going.
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?A: Is it in.
Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small?A: Is it in.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?A. Bingo!
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?A. Bingo!
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?A: Both can smell it but cant eat it.
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?A: Both can smell it but cant eat it.
Q. Whats the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
Q. Whats the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q: Which of the following doesnt belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just cant beat a blow job.
Q: Which of the following doesnt belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just cant beat a blow job.
There are a lot of folks that cant understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, heres the answer: Its simple………nobody bothered to check the oil. Didnt know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
There are a lot of folks that cant understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, heres the answer: Its simple………nobody bothered to check the oil. Didnt know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all […]