Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!
Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants goal when the Elephants left back came lumbering towards him.The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. “What the hell do you think youre doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?” The elephant replied, “Well, I didnt mean to kill him — I was just trying to trip him up.”
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants goal when […]
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephants neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, “Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!”
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the […]
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.
Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.
Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.
Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they wont step on the fish.
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?