How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? “Theres more there than meets the sty.”
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? “Theres more there than meets the sty.”
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?He wanted sweet and sour pork !
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs wont come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs wont come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !