Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
Father: ” I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television.” Son: ” Im sorry, youll have to phrase that in the form of a question.”
Father: ” I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television.” Son: ” Im sorry, youll have to phrase that in the form of a question.”
A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: “Its not my fault, Mom. I dont have parental vision:”
A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: “Its not my fault, Mom. I dont have parental vision:”
Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !
Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance.Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.Thats better, said his father. Now will you always come down stairs like that?Suits me, said Teddy. I slid down the bannister.
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance.Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.Thats better, said his father. […]
Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !
Come here, you greedy wretch. Ill teach you to eat all your sisters birthday chocs.Its all right Dad, I know how !
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes going to have to learn to look after herself.
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes going to have to learn to look after herself.