Whats a mouses favourite record ? Please cheese me !
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries
Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries
Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !