Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power cable wont reach that far.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power cable wont reach that far.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!
Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses “windows”.
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses “windows”.
When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.
When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.
Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!
Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!