Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?He heard they were having upside-down cake!
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing you, maam, he said politely, but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and Ive noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!Thats right.Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake….?Well, today is his birthday!
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing you, maam, he said politely, but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and Ive noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a […]
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type Happy Birthday
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type Happy Birthday
Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.
Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.
Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.
Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”
Cat: “What did you get him for his birthday?” Dog: “Pant . . . pant!” Cat: “Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!”
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt