Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
“This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.” “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”
“This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.” “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Dont you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Dont you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.