Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms
Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster
Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein
Whats a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet
Whats a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet
Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.
Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.
Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.
Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.
What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.