What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldnt, they were adders !
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldnt, they were adders !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a python.Oh you cant get round me like that, you know.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a python.Oh you cant get round me like that, you know.
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(A jump rope)”
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(A jump rope)”
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !