Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!
What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride!
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?Because theyre headcases !
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?Because theyre headcases !
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?He went down really well !
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?”Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?”Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?He wanted a balanced meal.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?He wanted a balanced meal.
Why didnt the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!
Why didnt the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?He thought he would give him a paunch!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionarys ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionarys ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said So that I can feed my lads with mlasses!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said So that I can feed my lads with mlasses!