Q: Whats got four legs and no ears?A: Mike Tysons dog.
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?Woofleball
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?Woofleball
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. “Rough rough”.
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. “Rough rough”.
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound askedfor the address and the dalmation responded,”www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound askedfor the address and the dalmation responded,”www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.Second woman: I know.First one: How?Second one: My dog told me.
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.Second woman: I know.First one: How?Second one: My dog told me.
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!