Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?A: “Today children, we will learn our ABCs”
Q: What can save a dying blonde?A: Hair transplants.
Q: What can save a dying blonde?A: Hair transplants.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?A: A new version of the lawn darts game.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?A: A new version of the lawn darts game.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?A: Shes still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?A: Shes still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What is a blondes definition of a naval destroyer?A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What is a blondes definition of a naval destroyer?A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?A: Silicone chips.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?A: Silicone chips.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.