(Warning – Shitty Pun) What do you call a mentally-deficient louse? A *Retardigrade* &
Why didn’t Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled &
Why didn’t Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled &
So I had a blind date this weekend… I lied. &
So I had a blind date this weekend… I lied. &
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A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks…[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas? &
A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks…[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas? &
My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein… &
My uncle told me he only had three days left to live. So to cheer him up I stabbed him in the jugular vein… &
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men.. &
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men.. &
My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &
My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &
What happens when a woman can’t remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss &
What happens when a woman can’t remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss &
We saw a patient in the emergency room today… He had fallen into an upholstering machine. It was touch and go for a while but… &
We saw a patient in the emergency room today… He had fallen into an upholstering machine. It was touch and go for a while but… &
A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &
A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun? &