My girlfriend says penis size shouldn’t matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn’t have one. &
People think Jesus was so great… But all he did was give fish to a thousand people. &
People think Jesus was so great… But all he did was give fish to a thousand people. &
FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end… …there would be no one left to measure how far it went. &
FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end… …there would be no one left to measure how far it went. &
Why do pencils shave? To look sharp. &
Why do pencils shave? To look sharp. &
How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &
How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &
What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &
What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &
As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table… Why did the elephant cross the road? &
As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table… Why did the elephant cross the road? &
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile &
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile &
What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus. &
What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus. &