What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he didnt recognize them!
Zoo Keeper:”Ive lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why dont you put an advert in the paper?”Zoo Keeper:”Dont be silly, he cant read!”
Zoo Keeper:”Ive lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why dont you put an advert in the paper?”Zoo Keeper:”Dont be silly, he cant read!”
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly. “What bus should I take home?” the boy finished.
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” […]
You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.
You dont see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They cant afford the admission.
Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.
Zoo visitor: Whats the new baby hippos name? Hippopotamus keeper: I dont know, he wont tell me.
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend,”I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards…?”
Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage, […]
Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages”An whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper.”Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply.”A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if thats a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there !”
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages”An whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper.”Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply.”A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if thats a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there !”
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?Stop playing it cagey!
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?Stop playing it cagey!
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!