Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “Well have that stain licked in a minute!”
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “Well have that stain licked in a minute!”
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.
Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.
“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!””How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.”Lests see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in 41
“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!””How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.”Lests see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in 41
Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !
What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !