What do astronauts wear to bed?Space Jammies!
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?An ailin alien.
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?An ailin alien.
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, “Uh-oh cover your ears hes going to be really mad now”!
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the […]
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?At parking meteors !
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?At parking meteors !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?They play astronauts and crosses !
First Spaceman: Im hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
First Spaceman: Im hungry.Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
What do you call a loony spaceman ?An astronut !
What do you call a loony spaceman ?An astronut !