Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.
Which flavor ice cream is Draculas favorite? Vein-illa.
Which flavor ice cream is Draculas favorite? Vein-illa.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.
Whats Draculas car called? A mobile blood unit.
Whats Draculas car called? A mobile blood unit.
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Whats a vampires favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
Whats a vampires favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a pretty boy then ?!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a pretty boy then ?!