What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?Jack-u-la !
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?Something that goes straight for the juggler !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldnt want to unwrap !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldnt want to unwrap !
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I dont know but it would slow him down.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I dont know but it would slow him down.
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a pretty boy then ?!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a pretty boy then ?!
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?The girl necks door.