WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you!
Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth
Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad 😐 Happy 😐 Scared 😐 Excited 😐 Surprised 😐 Giving birth
I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket
I like my women like I like my wine 6 years old and stolen from the supermarket
How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her…
How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her…
How does Moses make his tea? He brews it!
How does Moses make his tea? He brews it!
The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe
The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe
(Offensive) Old enough to count… Old enough to mount
(Offensive) Old enough to count… Old enough to mount
Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there’s more sandwiches in your fridge. }
Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there’s more sandwiches in your fridge. }
My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS)
My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS)
What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow
What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow