How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”Thats not how the dictionary spells it””You didnt ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?Pupil: What does it spell then !
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?Pupil: What does it spell then !
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, hed give each of us a quarter.” Third came Jimmy. “My dad is an electrician. But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else. She then turned to Johnny. “My dads a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e,” Johnny said. “And if he were here, hed lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy aint never gonnaspell electrician.”
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, […]
Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”After a moments reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”After a moments reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
How can you spell too much with two letters?XS (excess).
How can you spell too much with two letters?XS (excess).
Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 ys)
Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 ys)
Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).
Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).
Spell mousetrap with three letters.C-A-T
Spell mousetrap with three letters.C-A-T
What insect can be spelled with just one letter?Bee.
What insect can be spelled with just one letter?Bee.