Why dont lobsters share?Theyre shellfish.
Turtle to turtle: “Dont ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”
Turtle to turtle: “Dont ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?Elkaseltzer.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?Elkaseltzer.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:”Mother said there would be knights like this.”
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:”Mother said there would be knights like this.”
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.Even the king of the jungle knows that readers […]
Mama bear to Papa bear:”Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off.”
Mama bear to Papa bear:”Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off.”
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise […]
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little Ss painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered “When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!”
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little Ss painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered “When […]