A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, “Heres a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English […]
Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a “young Harvard graduate or the equivalent.” Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, “Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?”
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam. A Boston […]
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Dont worry, son. Your mother will come back. Shes only bringing people babies and making them happy.”The next night, its fathers turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying, “Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now hes bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.”A few days later, the storks parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where hes been all night.The baby stork says, “No where. Just scaring the hell out of college students!”
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Dont worry, son. Your mother will come back. Shes only bringing people babies and making them happy.”The next night, its fathers turn to do the job. Mother […]
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?” At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er… How much for a season pass?”
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. […]
Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.”An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”
A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new.”An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”
“Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?””My motto is let bygones be bygones.””Thats good. Why did you choose that?””Then I wouldnt have to take any history classes!”
“Now my motto in life,” said the school chaplain, “is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?””My motto is let bygones be bygones.””Thats good. Why did you choose that?””Then I wouldnt have to take any history classes!”