Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?They saw the salad dressing!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They wont talk no matter how you grill them!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They wont talk no matter how you grill them!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?BITING humour!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?BITING humour!
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Vegetarians!
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Vegetarians!
Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!
Who can beat any burger at golf?Any LINKS sausage!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!
Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!
Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!