Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “Whats that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager, “thats a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “Whats that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to […]
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I dont THINK so.”
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, […]
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
What do you say if you meet a toad? Warts new?
What do you say if you meet a toad? Warts new?
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.