Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
What “bus” crossed the ocean?Columbus.
What “bus” crossed the ocean?Columbus.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !
Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.
Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick up my birthday cake !
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, What on earth did you do that for? I wanted to know if there was room on top, replied the man.
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, What on earth did you do that for? I wanted to know if there was room on top, […]
Have you seen the bus website?Yes – its just the ticket!
Have you seen the bus website?Yes – its just the ticket!