What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!
Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !
Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!
Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!
Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.
Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.
Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.
Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.
Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.
Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.
How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.
How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.
When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.
When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.