Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? Thats amazing!”Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? Thats amazing!”Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !
What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !
What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha
Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!
Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!