TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Thats where the atlas says the population is most dense !
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Thats where the atlas says the population is most dense !
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive got red hair !
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive got red hair !
Teacher: In music, if “f” means “forte”, what does “ff” mean ?Pupil: Eighty
Teacher: In music, if “f” means “forte”, what does “ff” mean ?Pupil: Eighty
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!