“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.”Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!”
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I dont know but its a very tightfitting tuxedo.
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I dont know but its a very tightfitting tuxedo.
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
Why did a mans pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
Why did a mans pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.
Teacher: Whats a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, maam.