A recent survey shows… A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you’re one of the nine then.
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bit$h.”
When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say “You hit like a bit$h.”
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left.
What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left.
I Nominate Lou Gehrig.
I Nominate Lou Gehrig.
A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, “Why do you only buy water from that dancer?” “Because,” the father said with a grin, “I enjoy *tap* water!”
A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, “Why do you only buy water from that dancer?” “Because,” the father said with a grin, “I enjoy *tap* water!”
I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, “Dad, you look like a lobster.” “Oh no,” I replied, “Am I burning?” She said, “No. Just very ugly.”
I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, “Dad, you look like a lobster.” “Oh no,” I replied, “Am I burning?” She said, “No. Just very ugly.”
Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored.
Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored.