Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask.
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it’s a fairy tail.
Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it’s a fairy tail.
We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in “why did the chicken cross the road” not as in “live wasps”.
We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in “why did the chicken cross the road” not as in “live wasps”.
I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about
I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about
Don’t look at the address bar goddamnit …So they did. (I’ll bet you’re curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)
Don’t look at the address bar goddamnit …So they did. (I’ll bet you’re curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)
Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass ’em around at the meeting. nnDidn’t get any stars. nGot RT’d to HR.
Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass ’em around at the meeting. nnDidn’t get any stars. nGot RT’d to HR.
Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death.
Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death.