What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We’ll never know because he can’t stand up
Why was the pencil teacher always confused?
Why was the pencil teacher always confused?
How do you start a hedgehog race? Say “GAH”.
How do you start a hedgehog race? Say “GAH”.
What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher.
Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?
Why do moths fly with their legs apart? Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
All my life I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
It’s so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.
It’s so quiet in our office you can actually hear the dreams fizzling out.
During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly “Nervous?” asked the interviewer, I simply replied “No I always give 110%”
During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly “Nervous?” asked the interviewer, I simply replied “No I always give 110%”
My friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell of my rhino…
My friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell of my rhino…