I can’t believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS.
I’m not lazy. I’m just stopping the sofa from floating away.
I’m not lazy. I’m just stopping the sofa from floating away.
what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons
what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons
My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!
Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!
My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older
My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older
Why shouldn’t you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
Why shouldn’t you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
I haven’t been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I’ll never forget the last thing she told me… She said “I don’t give blowjobs.” To be honest I haven’t looked that hard.
I haven’t been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I’ll never forget the last thing she told me… She said “I don’t give blowjobs.” To be honest I haven’t looked that hard.
What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!
What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!