Category: Cat jokes

The American Dental Association recently awarded their “Dentist of the Year” award once again. But all it is is a little plaque.

Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.

NASA confirms, life found on mars.

Cop: Ma’am, what’s in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma’am that’s wine… Me: Jesus did it again!!

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves “engineers”? You don’t see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Hope having cream on my hands and not being able to turn a doorknob is as close to being in jail as I get.

A little Harry Potter humour… How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer’s ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who

Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you- Son owl: Don’t say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane

Don’t you love followers that don’t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.