I couldn’t work at a Rainforest Cafe without yelling “You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!”
We’re working on saving our second million. The first one didn’t go so well.
We’re working on saving our second million. The first one didn’t go so well.
Why is reddit so liberal? Because upvotes are to the left
Why is reddit so liberal? Because upvotes are to the left
One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules
the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules
A German man and his son walk into a bar… A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says “Ein Bier bitte”. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your Kind here”.
A German man and his son walk into a bar… A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says “Ein Bier bitte”. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your Kind here”.
she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:… boy: apply cold water to that burn
she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:… boy: apply cold water to that burn
[hiding in pantry from murderer] [quietly tries to open bag of chips]
[hiding in pantry from murderer] [quietly tries to open bag of chips]