What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away.
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied “65 kgs” and moved on.
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied “65 kgs” and moved on.
Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls.
Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls.
Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up
3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up
Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse.
Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse.
I’m thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid
I’m thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid