I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman.
I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast.
I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast.
Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you.
Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you.
Where’s the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue.
Where’s the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue.
Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren’t seeing eye to eye anymore.
Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren’t seeing eye to eye anymore.
What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!
What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?
Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision… CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU
Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision… CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU
Cop: “Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?” Me: “I’ve been draanking.. I’ve been draanking.. watermeloon..” cop: “surfbort”
Cop: “Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?” Me: “I’ve been draanking.. I’ve been draanking.. watermeloon..” cop: “surfbort”