I’m thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid
I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That’s how I learned the security guards have Tasers
I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That’s how I learned the security guards have Tasers
*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* “It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver.” “I got this!” Judas yells, almost too quickly.
*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* “It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver.” “I got this!” Judas yells, almost too quickly.
‘Vegetarians’ don’t eat meat. ‘Vegans’ also don’t eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree.
‘Vegetarians’ don’t eat meat. ‘Vegans’ also don’t eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree.
… Pichulamono123 , That’s the joke.
… Pichulamono123 , That’s the joke.
women sure love never chilling the fuck out
women sure love never chilling the fuck out
When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like “You ready to Rock?!” or “Rock, paper, scissors?!”
When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like “You ready to Rock?!” or “Rock, paper, scissors?!”
I’m not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you.
I’m not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf…
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf…
Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi.
Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi.