Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf…
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf…
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.
Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !
Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !
Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !