Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !
Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !
Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !
What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia
What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia
How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !
How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !
What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !
What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !