In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe’s last words. “Hey Captain, what does this button do?”
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
If you’re American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you’re Russian. Any more? :)
If you’re American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you’re Russian. Any more? 🙂
Tim’s father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and…? Tim
Tim’s father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and…? Tim
[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That’s correct.
[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That’s correct.
What’s the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! … I’ll see myself out.
What’s the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! … I’ll see myself out.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don’t have balls to scratch!
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don’t have balls to scratch!
How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down.
How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down.