Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don’t You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I’m The Principal’s Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)
Noah’s flood = God clearing his browser history
Noah’s flood = God clearing his browser history
When I see a lovers name carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
When I see a lovers name carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why can’t you find an Abbey National at the North Pole? Because Santa dere.
Why can’t you find an Abbey National at the North Pole? Because Santa dere.
Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!
Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!
Why don’t women tip bartenders? They don’t give a tip because they take the tip.
Why don’t women tip bartenders? They don’t give a tip because they take the tip.
How do you keep someone waiting I’ll post the answer tomorrow
How do you keep someone waiting I’ll post the answer tomorrow
Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest Tangled and then Frozen
watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest Tangled and then Frozen
Hey, girls who won’t stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend.
Hey, girls who won’t stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend.